rosalindfranklins:

agendr:

i just got macbeth and macklemore mixed up in my head

when i was in the third grade, i thought that i was fated to be king bc some witches told me so

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

doctordetectiveavenger:

johnnydorian:

having followers who don’t interact with you is like hosting a party but spending the whole time standing in the corner alone while everyone else is having a good time 

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cisphobicqueer:

sick1y:

IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang 

or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

"i want to watch captain america 2 again," i say as i walk out of the theater after watching captain america 2 for the fourth time

astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

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whatthafarq:

if this doesn’t make you smile like an idiot i feel sorry for you |-/